The untold truth of the Trump kids
"Statistically, my children have a very bad shot," President Donald Trump bluntly informed Playboy in 1990. "Children of successful people are generally very, very troubled, not successful. They don't have the right shtick."
He couldn't have been more wrong. With his three eldest, Donald Jr., Ivanka, and Eric, holding executive VP positions under the empirical Trump umbrella, Tiffany earning her law degree, and youngest son Barron holding down the fort (with mom Melania), the children of President Trump are atypically normal.
"They don't get married for 72 days, like the Kardashians, or cause dustups at international airports, like the Brants, or end up in rehab, like innumerable other wealthy scions. They are, it seems, indefatigable workers, teetotalers, and generally responsible people," Vanity Fair observed. With their father in the White House, the Trump kids prove they're ready to take on America.